You Might be a Terrorist If . . .

According to the FBI, you may be a terrorist if you display these behaviors at an internet café.

• you are overly concerned about privacy, attempts to shield the screen from view of others
• you always pay cash or use credit card(s) in different name(s)
• you act nervous or suspicious behavior inconsistent with activities
• you are observed switching SIM cards in cell phone or use of multiple cell phones
• you travel illogical distance to use Internet Café
• evidence of a residential based internet provider (signs on to Comcast, AOL, etc.)
• use of anonymizers, portals, or other means to shield IP address
• suspicious or coded writings, use of code word sheets, cryptic ledgers, etc.
• encryption or use of software to hide encrypted data in digital photos, etc.
• suspicious communications using VOIP or communicating through a PC game

Infowars also has a list of suspicious activity concerning hotels/motels.  If you request a certain room, pay cash, arrive with the incorrect amount of luggage, or refuse cleaning service you might be a terrorist!

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